Happy belated 4th of July y'all!
Yes, I know, very Myspace-esque!
Me and my beautiful friends! (Hi Wang Yang!!!)
(tricky tricky, b/c her face is 234o3 times smaller than mine in real life, I have to stand behind her so my face looks smaller, yes bitches, I know how to take a pic! I'm still jealous of her eyebrow grooming abilities! We were supposed to be diet buddies...but I FAILED HER!)
(My very smart, typical asian friend! LOL! She's so adorable! Can you believe she's 3 yrs older than me?)
(Tell me, who has a skinnier face? Who? WHO?)
I know, I know, my friend looks dead in this pic...It's okay though, we were there to bury her! LOL! JK, JK)
(IDK WTF this is....)
( I love my friends! and NO, we didn't eat at China King, that's too ghetto for 4th of July!)
(Wang Yang...you messed up the pic!)
( I was surprised that the Fire Department wasn't called)
(We were very tame, only Morning Glories, my glowing snake (useless piece of shit that costed more than the pretty morning glories), and a small firework...
(Look Ma! I'm a bird! I know I look pregant and have MONSTER calves...I'm NEVER wearing that shirt again!)
(My shitty no good $2 "snake"..... I should've gotten Morning Glories...)
(lighting up morning glories is a team effort)
(I wish you a belated 4th of July!)
(And remember, fireworks, no matter how glorious, only last a few seconds; while friends, no matter how insignificant, last a lifetime.)