I SWEAR my cats are the devils.
Look at all the injuries I got from them.... Some are leftover scars b/c I scar soooo easily.
On my ankles:
On back of my leg:
Scars on my wrist: Injury I got from trying to clip Happy's nails. Now all my coworkers think I'm all depressed and suicidal.... FML
Scars on my shins:
Yeah....my cats like to stare at me and look all innocent like this:
...and when you let your guard down b/c of their angelic faces, they attack the sh*t out of you. I'm always left bleeding and in pain.
However, how can I NOT love them? Look at their ninja skills!
I said "their" but I mean Phlooof's. Happy's too "big-boned" for stuff like this. I didn't want to leave him out b/c that'd hurt his feelings. No wonder he's the receiver in their homosexual relationships. I've caught Phlooof licking Happy's butt on more than one occasion. Whatever makes them happy right? LOL!
Lastly, this is the reason why ALL of my diets fail.
Please keep in mind that these are the Costco "I'm stocking up for LIFE" sized:
I'm planning on starting Couch to 5K running plan. Note, I said PLANNING, I haven't done anything yet. :/
That's it guys! I'm off to work, FOTD coming up soon.