Please make my period go away so I'm not retaining 15lbs of water. I'd like to fit my face on to my camera screen. Kthxbai.
Yeah....for those of you who are wondering why I haven't posted any new vids, it's because I'm more bloated than a manatee. I'd LIKE to appear all thin and glamorous on camera (since when were you EVER thin and glamorous?). I think part of it is b/c of my time of the month, another part is b/c I can't stop eating sodium enriched foods like Ramen, chips, and Ritz crakers w/ butter & jam. So maybe I'm NOT bloated, maybe I just got super fat.
Oy. FML. I need to pick up running again....but it's cold out........ FML^2
My coworker is on this HCG diet, where you take this pregnancy hormone drop under your tongue 3 times a day. She lost 12 lbs in the first WEEK. She's been on that diet for like 3 weeks now and had lost 20lbs (jaw + floor til the end of time!!!!!!!!!!). Here's the catch though: While you are on this diet, you can only consume 500 calories a day. Also, the HCG drops are $150 for a little dropper bottle. Oh HELL NAW, for $150, I'll get to eat whatever I want whenever I want. Screw th 500 calories a day diet. My morning coffee has more calories than that (I like my cream w/ a little bit a coffee, plus a huge blob of whip cream)!!
I am making a conscious effort to eat healthier though. Nathan and I went to farmer's market and got a lot of fruits and veggies....but is it just me or are healthy food not as filling? I could eat a Big Mac and be full for a couple hours. When I eat healthy foods, I'm always ravished. Maybe I subliminally feel guilty for consuming 1000+ calories in one meal that I train my body to not eat after that? I can't just eat ONE apple, I need like 5 and still feel empty afterwards. Maybe I've already stretched my stomach out way too much. *shrugs*
Sigh, there is a long road ahead of me...I'm not greedy though, losing 5 lbs a month is enough for me. So by the time summer rolls around (and all the workout fanatics in Boulder start to show off their perfect bodies), I won't look like an awkward person living in the wrong city.
Thanks for reading guys! I know this post probably doesn't make any sense, but yeah...it made sense in my head.
Have a great day guys!
P.S. Hi Allie! It was very nice meeting you at the counter the other day. Sorry I seemed frantic/emotionally uninvested, I'm not good in surprising situations like that. Whenever you get a chance though, definitely drop by and let's play with some colors!! I've love to do your makeup! :)